I just realized sunday is a month from my birthday...

Another Asian broad in a Hummer... AND she exits where a sign states, "entrance only."
Pay ATTN.

...no more half bottles of wine before working. #justsayin

Asian girls who don't know where they're going in chinatown shouldn't drive Hummers. #justsayin

OMG wtf is there a pub crawl downtown bc I'm trying to rationalize why there were so many shamrocks and people camped out at 10am

hasn't checked anyone due to bad sense of geography but friends in Japan who see this: I'm contacting you soon.

sashimi is added to 'stuff that makes Annabelle sleepy' list.

on an unrelated note: an uncle's car was vandalised. Probably shopping at the next gun show.

Hmm... strolling solo in a semi-vacant amusement park was more charming than being among the masses filing through a maze similar to customs